Tuesday, 7 October 2014


  • Girls, save money on sexy lingeries by just sleeping naked! That's more sexy!
  • Nothing is sexier than a girl holding mysteries beneath her eyes and words. 
  • Relationship Status :- Bhai, ek baar bas kisi Bandi ko Post to Like karne de Request send!. 
  • Saw this movie 'Bang' last night. I know its called 'Bang Bang' but I came home in the interval..
  • She :Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho? 

    Me : Actually hum makeup nahi kartey xD 

    *Obviously Blocked* 
  • Men who don't spread rumours and defame a girl after breaking up with her, are the REAL MEN!

    Well same for women too! 
  • Have you ever been attracted to someone for three days like fuck and on the fourth day questioned yourself what the fuck was that? 
  • flipkart has only 2 things.

    1.Out of Stock
    2. Out of Aukaat 

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